It's Dangerous to Go Alone

"It's Dangerous to Go Alone" is the fourth track from the album ''Starbomb. ''It features Arin as the voice of Link and Danny as the voice of the Old Man.

Lyric Content
Link starts a quest to save Princess Zelda from Ganondorf. An Old Man from a cave offers him a weapon to help him out, but it's really his penis painted to look like a sword. Link realizes this in time, but the Old Man is still insistent for Link to "grab his destiny." Link leaves in disgust, and accidentally warps with his ocarina to Liberty City from Grand Theft Auto. The Old Man finds Link again, and offers his "weapon" again. Link again refuses, despite the Old Man's persuasions. Link tries warping again, but ends up in Raccoon City from Resident Evil. The Old Man once again shows up out of nowhere to offer Link his "weapon" again, but Link angrily interrupts him and shouts exasperatedly. The Old Man, confused, ends with, "So is that a no on the handjob?"

Trivia

 * The title "It's Dangerous to Go Alone" is very clearly a reference to the Original Legend of Zelda game, where the first cave in the game contains an old man who offers Link a sword with this phrase. In the song, the phrase is also said by the Old Man every time he asks Link to touch his penis. In fact, the whole song is inspired by this one scene from the game.
 * This is the fifth Starbomb song to receive an official release on Egoraptor's channel, and the third to be a music video. It was animated by Joel C.