Destroyer of Friendships

"Coins?! What am I gonna do with coins?!"

- Markiplier Destroyer of Friendships is the first episode of Super Mario Kart on Grumpcade.

Gameplay
Ross and Markiplier play the Mushroom Cup on 50cc as Bowser and Yoshi respectively. Ross takes first place with 39 points, and Markiplier gets second with 33 points.
 * Mario Circuit 1: Ross 1st, Markiplier 2nd
 * Donut Plains 1: Markiplier 1st, Ross 2nd
 * Ghost Valley 1: Ross 1st, Markiplier 3rd
 * Bowser Castle 1: Markiplier 1st, Ross 2nd
 * Mario Circuit 2: Ross 1st, Markiplier 2nd

Discussions
Mark brings up Mario Kart 8. He considers it the most fun he's had with Mario Kart since this game. Ross admits he hasn't really played the game since E3. Ross also admits that the Grumps do not own a copy of Mario Kart 64, and finds it hard to believe that no one has sent them the game.

Mark makes fun of himself and his shtick on YouTube, implying it isn't very successful despite having over 5 million subscribers.

The computer game Whacky Races comes up in conversation. Despite acknowledging that it's a ripoff of this game, they consider the game fun.

The feather item, which only appears in this game. Mark claims it was replaced by the blue shell and bullet bill in later games in the series, which he considers the "destroyer of friendships."

Ross says that he had his first drink at 14 when talking about Mario Kart DUI. Mark gives his two cents on drinking and culture where alcohol is prevalent.

The two are surprised at the presence of a fifth track in the Mushroom Cup, due to the norm of Mario Kart changing to four tracks per cup in future games.