Crasher-Vania

Crasher-Vania is the seventh track on Starbomb's first album. It features Arin as the voice of Dracula as well as other monsters, and Danny as the voice of Simon Belmont.

Lyric Content
Dracula decides to invite several of his monster friends to a Halloween party. While they have a good time at first, Simon Belmont comes out of nowhere and proclaims that he will slay all the monsters, and kills Wolfman to prove his point. The monsters escape to Dracula's castle afterwards to play Twister and Guitar Hero, but Belmont once again invades, and this time kills everyone in attendance with the exception of Dracula. Dracula angrily confronts Belmont on his actions, to which Belmont replies that he feels hurt that he didn't get invited to the party. Though still angry, Dracula invites Belmont to be his friend and play Twister. However, once they start, Belmont attacks Dracula on instinct and kills him. Though an accident, Belmont gets over it very quickly and announces, "Looks like I have won at Twister!"

Trivia

 * The title of the song is an obvious combination of the words "Castlevania," the series this song is themed after, and "crasher," referring to a party crasher, a role Simon Belmont fulfills in this song.
 * It's interesting that Dracula talks about the party in this song in the past tense when the actions are clearly happening as the song progresses. It's also made more bizarre by the fact that Dracula dies at the end of the song. (Though according to Castlevania II: Simon's Quest, it is plausible that Dracula can come back to life anyway.)
 * This is the least vulgar track on the album (aside from the outro, which contains no swear words). It uses only three curse words: one use of "bitch" and "shit" each, and one non-sexual use of "fuck."