Arin's Text

9:30 a.m. Arin: Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit

Dan: I have no idea what we're talking about right now.

10:15 a.m. Arin: God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

Dan: Arin, you're scaring me.

11:15 a.m. Arin: Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg I'm very tired

Dan: No problem, man. I'll just do most of the talking at the Grump session today. "Immediate response. I'm talkin' like 5 seconds later."

(11:20 a.m.-ish) Arin: No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin Or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like dying I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook

1:15 p.m. Arin: MARK ZUCKERBERG.