Defense Not Agression

"The story of this game might as well be someone farting on a snare drum for forty minutes, it doesn't make any sense."

- Octopimp "Defense Not Agression" (sic) is the third episode of God Hand on Grumpcade.

Intro
As Barry ponders what to get for his friends for the holidays, he is visited by the Crunchyroll Ghost of Anime Past and Present, who possesses him. Barry, now possessed by the Ghost of Anime, approaches Suzy and offers her the gift of anime while being lip-synched poorly. The Ghost unpossesses Barry as he and Suzy bid the ghost farewell, while the Ghost offers them a Crunchyroll subscription. Barry barfs up what appears to be a second ghost.

Gameplay
Octopimp fights Elvis, taking a break from the action to change both Gene and Olivia into new outfits. He then continues to the next set of levels.

Discussions
Ross and Arin are both somewhat confused by the cutscene after fighting Elvis, where Elvis seems to fall through the floor, transform into a statue of himself, and then phase out from the statue into a corporeal form. In actuality the statue was there in the previous level, and Elvis simply phased through it.

The three of them ponder the possibility that maybe the story is actually really deep, and that the Four Devas actually want to help humanity after all.