Spring Breeze ADVENTURES!: Script

This is the script for Spring Breeze ADVENTURES!

Episode 1
Jon: Welcome to the first episode of Game Grumps. I guess this has to be the first one we put up now-

Arin: This is.. Good job.. fuckface.

Jon: This.. that's the intro video. So Game Grumps is a channel where we're going to play video games, and general -g- general grump around about it.

Arin: Grump around?

Jon: Alright, if you don't know me, I'm JonTron and he's Egoraptor.

Arin: Wait, I'm JonTron and he's Egoraptor?

Jon: Exactly.

Arin: You're good at this.

Jon: I'm JonTron, he's Egoraptor.

Arin: You're good at this.

Jon: Uhh, is this you're first time playing this game?

Both: No.

Arin: Shall we explain copy?

Both: No!

Arin: Who do you think you a- Who do you think I am?

Jon: Who do you think you are? Talking to me like this. Okay.

Arin: Alright so do you remember how to do me?

Jon: Uhh, okay.

Arin: I mean make me appear.

Jon: Well the first thing... Doomi goonni? Gooey?

Arin: You gotta make me.

Jon: You got to go left and up. That't generally.. that's how you play cr- Krabby, okay.

Arin: This isn't Krabby.

Jon: Hold on I think it's uhh, no wait-

Arin: You gotta suck me up.

Jon: No wait NO! NO! DON'T TELL!

Arin: And then you gotta, gotta hit, there you go.

Jon: I fuckin' know.

Arin: Fuck yea.

Jon: But wait is this not the, this isn't the one with Gooey, Gooey is three right?

Arin: Who the fuck is G- dga- Gooey?

Jon: GOOEY! Don't you know Gooey? You thought I was kidding last night before.

Arin: Graphic User Interface?

Jon: Not GUI Gooey.

Arin: Alright, let's go in here.

Jon: Have you seen, have you fuckin' seen-

Arin: Go in every fucking door.

Jon: Oh, you can't go in doors?

Arin: No, I can't.

Jon: I can kiss you though.

Arin: Thanks. Oh I can give you mmmmm.

Jon: See you can kiss me too. DON'T TAKE MY CA-

Arin: DAAmnit! Fuckin', I killed Kibbles.

Jon: His name's Kibbles?

Arin: Yeah, Sir Kibbles.

Jon: Fuckin' A, well, okay, I- what I

Arin: You think what? I know more about Kirby than you do?

Jon: No, I, no, well maybe. I doubt it. Do you?

Arin: Yeah.

Jon: Well fuckin' that's what I thought. Wha- You do know more?

Arin: I don't fu- I've never played three. You've said you've played three.

Jon: Three? Yea. Hoshino, Kirby suni.

Arin: Dude, dude, fuckin' Poppy Bros. Oh, no good?

Jon: What the f- What just happened?

Arin: Dude it's Poppy Bros.

Jon: Well yeah, no. Yeah no. Dude these- These guys-

Arin: Poppy Brooos. (sung)

Jon: I don't think there's bomb in this one.

Arin: No, bomb is in this.

Jon: Oh, it is.

Arin: It's fuckin' Poppy Bros. Can I have him?

Jon: Do you, can I, how?

Arin: Just spit him out. Yeeaa.

Jon: Oh I like threw it to you?

Arin: Fuck YEAaa! Poppy BRos. (sung)

Jon: This Kirby is like the Kirby that everybody knows. I mean, well,  this is like if anything-

Arin: Poppy Bros. (sung)

Jon: I'll let you just have your fun there.

Arin: Poppy Brooos. (sung)

Jon: POPPY BROOO- Now it's really Poppy Bros. POPPY BROOOS. (sung)

Arin: See K- Kirby has a thing where he flies because he's got little pink wings, so why do I fly? I just fart?

Jon: Yea! You like fart out your cunt. Ohh, I said the C word on the first episode. Like I said the first episode, 'cause it is.

Arin: *continually making fart noises* What?

Jon: You just like-

Arin: You're gonna say the first episode on the next game we play too.

Jon: Yea I will.

Arin: Every episode's gonna be tebgft-

Jon: Alright, I'll just always say.

Arin: Can't you ride on that guy? Man, motherfucker, I wanted that.

Jon: What? G- We, we both get it.

Arin: ...Shut up. I don't wanna share.

Jon: You have to you don't- there's no choice.

Arin: What are you doin- Gahd.

Jon: Dude, dude, you go stand in that pillar-

Arin: YOU go, where I go, alright.

Jon: I'll stand in this pillar and you stand in that pillar.

Arin: I can't. Oh there we go. Alright, gtup gtup.

Jon: Alright, ready?

Arin: 1..2..3.

Jon: Poppy BROOss. (sung)

Both: POPPY BROOs. (sung)

Jon: Okay.

Arin: That's the secret code, I learned it from Nintendo Power. I think it was the 1996 issue.

Jon: What was that- What's that code? Push Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y when you have bombs?

Arin: Yep. That's the code to win.

Jon: This is about the quality of the show. This is about the quality you're going to be getting here. So if you don't like it-

Arin: So easy.

Jon: Yeah, did it even to anything?

Arin: Poppy brothers junior. (Sung)

Jon: Poppy brothers senior. (Sung)

Arin: Poppy brothers.. JUniOOORR. (Sung)

Jon: Poppy brothers SEniOR. (Sung)

Arin: Awh, damnit.

Jon: What are we doing? Ah, there's only-

Arin: How come you get like three, and I only get one?

Jon: You're just fucking like third wheelin' it.

Arin: That's bullshit.

Jon: Were you controling him?

Arin: I'm like doing the not right pose. All the Kirby's are like "YEA."

Jon: Wait were you con-

Arin: And they like look over at him like awkwardly.

Jon: Were you controlling him during that?

Arin: No?!

Jon: He was just-

Arin: It would be cool if I was though. DUDE. Fuckin' Knuckle Joe. Do you want him?

Jon: Do you- Do you want him?

Arin: I don't want him. I mean I'll take him if you (mumbling)

Jon: What's fuckin' going on? Kch- kwe- coo- Can I hang out with you guys?

Arin: 1-2-3-4-1-2-3-4

Jon: 4-3-2-1-4-3-2-1

Arin: I love how you make a tiny movement and it's- Just fuckin' like "PPFFF!"

Jon: Yeah I know it's-

Arin: Pff pff pff pff pff pff pff pff pff pff.

Jon: Dude, fuck, fuuck, FUUcck.

Arin: I can't charge mine up.

Jon: Can you not, charge yours up? If you push pause it shows you like can- See if you can.

Arin: Well what I can do is if I hold it then I can aim it.

Jon: Oh. Have you played-

Arin: So you like press it and then press it again and you aim it.

Jon: Oh I know a game we should play on here eventually, Kirby-... Alot of them huh?

Arin: Let's talk a little behind the scenes, "So how about that camera aperature?" This is uh- this is good stuff.

Jon: No, Kirby 64. 'Cause that game has a ton of stuff.

Arin: Crystal shards.

Jon: I love that game, oh shit. Well, we played it-

Arin: Woah watch out for this guy- HOLY SHIT!

Jon: Dude is that a muh- OH. Dude, they put like motion blur on him. In pixels.

Arin: This- This is uh, they put a new chip in the Super Nintendo I heard. AH. God dammit. WHAT THE!?! I can't even avoid jumping that high, that's bullshit.

Jon: You can't?

Arin: Like this is- That's the softest I jump.

Jon: Yeah, I can do it.

Arin: Like straight into the spikes. Nyyaahup. Awh I'm dead.

Jon: I like how you like explode- Wait you're not dead.

Arin: Goo- Get in the door- Gointhedoor- Gointhedoor! Do it!

Jon: Wait wait, what's- What's wrong with you?

Arin: Oh God I'm dying! Help me! Kirby help me! KIRBY NO!

Jon: Are you- Are you just slowly dying?! Is that what that was?! Was that just your inevitable demise? Here, I'll give you fighter.

Arin: Oh, thanks. Knuckle Joe Baby!

Jon: It just instantly died.

Arin: Knuckle Joe, Knuckle Joe! (sung)

Jon: Oh! that's a cool thing about this game though is 'cause.

Arin: Well, you can get the snowman.

Jon: Uh, you can, you can, fuckin' this, okay. You can-

Arin: Wooaah. Oh shit.

Jon: You can uhmm. The Knuckle Joe kinda guys, they're different from the actual like, c- copy abilities. Are you ready for this? Ben duh den buh duh den duh den buh. Dunana nanana nanana.

Arin: Thanks for leaving me behind. KirBBYY!

Jon: Just probastubtf.

Arin: KirBBYY!

Jon: Dude, Kirby- You just fuckin' raped him! Let's get outta here! Holy crap. We did that in no time flat. As opposed-

Arin: I think the best part about this game is that everything is cute, so it's like, who's the good guy really? You know? It's like Kirby's adorable but everyone else is adorable, so what like adorable character do you side with?

Jon: It's a commentary on real life.

Arin: Dude, it's LoLo-

Jon: DUDE IT'S BOBO!!!

Arin: Can you stand-

Jon: I just wanted to be (a)part.

Arin: Bobo?

Jon: I wanted to be apart of how happy you were. So I made up a name. Shit I died?! You-

Arin: This game's bullshit.

Jon: I take it-

Arin: We gotta be grumpy at some point.

Jon: Fuckin' die! I hate Kirby. Kirby's bad. I'm gonna crash this party.

Arin: You know what's really shitty about this game?

Jon: Nothing?

Arin: How fun it is. It's too fun!

Jon: First episode of Game Grumps. This is like one of my favorite games ever.

Arin: It really is.

Jon: Like uh-

Arin: One of your favorite games not mine.

Jon: No like-... Oh shit! He's cheating!

Arin: Oh my God! What the hell?

Jon: That's what I said.

Arin: Yeah, I got him.

Jon: You punched him in the f-

Arin: I got- I got- Chocho.

Jon: Dude, I got BimBob. See ya later ba-

Arin: Idiot. Her name's LaLa.

Jon: Her name's Idiot.

Arin: Her name doesn't matter anymore 'cause she's dead.

Jon: Pretty much. Let me tell you what's irrelevant.

Arin: Look at his-

Jon: Sponsored by ArrowHead water. Just kidding.

Arin: He's falling off the screen. Wrong hand idiot.

Jon: Dude, her name's LoLo. She's got a fucking name man.

Arin: The- The GUY is LoLo, the girl is LaLa.

Jon: Why are you fuckin' singing when-

Arin: The guy is LoLo, the girl is LaLa. Did I say that already?

Jon: You fuckin' like singin' when I'm trying to bring- The- Women's equality. Okay? Iknowyoudon'tbelieveinit (jumbled mess of words). (more jumbled nonsense).

Arin: Shit!

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