Life Lessons With Arin Hanson

"Life Lessons With Arin Hanson" was a gag from episode 42 of Danny and Arin's playthrough of Zelda Majora's Mask. During the episode, Arin mentions wishing there was a wiki of all his life lessons. So here it is.

Arin's Life Lessons
"Well, really it's like anything. It's just the first – the hardest part is getting started."

"Here's another one. Umm... Don't call your parents on a Saturday, they're usually f*ckin."

"Umm... Whenever your dad says something that's like, advice, don't take it because – I mean, he had you."

"Eating raw lemons is good for you, but it tastes bad."

"And then, and then, the like spin animation stuff, it's just like right when you start – it really blows dicks. Anyway, life lessons from Arin Hanson."

"Look man, I'm a human just like anyone else. I have a right to complain. Everybody has a right to complain. Doesn't mean that other people can't be upset about it... ... ... Life lessons."

"Dude – I mean, you gotta listen to your elders or whatever."

"Dude, man. I mean, they're old and they know a thing or two about being old. So, you don't know anything about being old, do you? No, cause you're not old. Hmm... Looks like I one-upped you in the smarts department."

"I dunno man, I'm just trying to pick another fight with you."