Nobody Ever Wins

Nobody Ever Wins is the second episode of Mario Party 8 with Danny on Game Grumps VS.

Game Progress
In the third turn, Birdo lands on a Bowser space, which moves the star closer to Arin. He uses his Thrice Candy to pick up the star easily. By the end of his turn, the next star is right in front of him. Danny thinks he'll be able to make it to the star with Thrice Candy too, but he uses DK's barrel to bring himself to the top of the stage by accident. Danny and Arin win the third mini-game, Lean, Mean Ravine.

Arin crosses over the star space in turn 4, but doesn't have enough coins to buy it. Otherwise the turn is uneventful. Arin wins the fourth mini-game, Sick and Twisted.

In the fifth turn, Birdo triggers a Happening Space that forces her to travel on a different path. Arin uses Bowlo candy to steal coins from Birdo. Danny lands on a Happening Space where a Shy Guy takes his Cashzap Candy. In return, though, Danny receives 20 coins.

End of Episode Score

 * 1) Peach (Arin): 1 star, 42 coins
 * 2) Dry Bones: 1 star, 13 coins
 * 3) Yoshi (Danny): 0 stars, 47 coins
 * 4) Birdo: 0 stars, 9 coins

Discussions
Arin calls the show Crap Grumps at the beginning of the episode, which leads to a joke where Danny and Arin commentate over pooping, in the form of a "Let's Poop." This leads to other situations where the Grumps would do other things while playing video games, giving them names with the format "Let's ____."