"Fuck on. Fuck on to our show!"
Arin plays the beginning of Game of Thrones. Throughout, he's bothered by the amounts of dialogue and the lack of action. Eventually, Arin decides to stop. He, Danny, and Jacob then start playing Mario Kart 64. Arin plays as Peach, Jacob as Yoshi, and Danny as Toad. First they play Moo Moo Farm. Arin finishes first with Jacob in second. The second course they play is Rainbow Road. Arin wins as before, and Danny finishes second. Third up is Toad's Turnpike, where Arin wins and Jacob finishes second. Overall, Arin wins with Jacob in second.
Danny asks Jacob about the quality of the Game of Thrones game. He doesn't give a direct answer out of fear that he will be fired from the show.
Danny brings up the Mortal Kombat movies, which he and Arin describe to Jacob as awful but fun to watch. Jacob recalls watching a Mortal Kombat movie as a kid, with his friends telling him that the Genie from Aladdin is in the movie.
Danny asks Jacob to tell Allister's actor, "His character is a fuckface and I hate him." Jacob acknowledges that his character is often hated by fans, but his actor is a good guy.
The group makes fun of the Game of Thrones game for its graphics and endless cutscenes.
Danny claims that Jacob could tell Kevin to jump off a bridge and he would, all because he's a huge Game of Thrones fan.
Danny compares Arin's Game of Thrones predicament to World of Warcraft.
Jacob recalls witnessing a man stealing his Nintendo 64 as a kid. He never had it replaced and hasn't been able to play Mario Kart 64 since.
Jacob asks Arin and Danny to say "wanker", since it doesn't sound good with an American accent.
Arin notes that the best insults are the clean ones no one ever uses.
The three talk about the word "cunt."
Jacob admits to playing Mario Kart 8 while doing phone interviews. Arin notes that this could result in him cursing in rage during an interview.
Jacob claims that his girlfriend imitates Luigi's "Oh yeah" sound effect, but has no idea where it comes from.
Danny coaches Jacob to say the word "douchebag" with a British accent properly.
- The video was originally uploaded with the title "Game of Thrones & Mario Kart With Special Guest Raleigh Ritchie." Shortly after being uploaded, the title was changed to show Jacob's real name.