"This game has its priorities fucking straight, Arin."

"Letters of Love"
Episode 5
Chulip 5
Series Game Grumps
Game Chulip
Description Your letter SUCKS.
Release Date May 20, 2013
Length 10:20
Link Chulip: Letters of Love - PART 5 - Game Grumps
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"Letters of Love" is the fifth episode of Chulip.

Intro Edit

[in-game noise]

Jon: "I'm still unsettled by that sound."

Arin: "The [copies noise]?"

Jon: "Yeah, also, uh, the tree... told me, starting from the- uh, bathroom."

Quotes Edit

"I don't know, but it's making me really want a good dick-sucking." - Jon

"I guess you could assume that he's 122 pounds because he's also fourteen, or a very, very, light pedophile." - Jon, about Q★T!!!!?

"You're level two, ball with feet. Yeah, you're a level two, BUT YOU'RE A BALL WITH FEET." - Arin, about Michio Suzuki

"Wait a minute. I was wrong. After all... After all, maybe love really is blind. A beggar can love a prince. A prince can love a beggar. But now everyone's going to judge me... 'cause my girlfriend is a fucking onion." - Jon

Outro Edit

Jon: "Next time on Game Grumps... we- d- we take lesson two into our mindfulness training course."

Arin: "Lesson two is? Don't ever kiss an onion, dude."

Jon: [in an odd voice, close to the mic] "Kiss the pumpkin lady."

External Links Edit

Subreddit Head Letters of Love at the Subreddit

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